Naldo

Supreme being, One able of accomplishing great deeds and brags about them on the internet. Synonyms include PimpMaster and God.

Naldos have a liking for Hos and humungous bootys

Da Nalfo fuck all o them hos.

Naldo by Naldo October 9, 2004

Naldo

(n.)short version of the name "Renaldo," which is:
1. a person who doesn't care what kind of cigarettes you smoke--he just wants one;
2. a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly bums cigarettes off of you.
3. a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, Austin.
4. a poser from Louisiana

Barrett: What kind of cigarettes does Naldo smoke?
Chris: i don't know. What kind?
Barrett: Any kind you got.
Chris: Yeah, naldo is a dick. He thinks he's cool, but the only people who like him are the ones who don't really know him.
Barrett: i agree, the fucking bum.

Naldo by JcBibble January 6, 2008

Naldo

A Nalgene used as a dildo.

Either anally or vaginally.

Sometimes orally after anally.

Typically used after regular dildos have just stopped doing the trick.

(Nalgene-Dildo)

Chris: Yo dude totally boned some Slusherbait last friday.
Avery: Yeah unfortunately i just played with my Naldo.

Naldo by Avery HILL December 2, 2013

Nadoon 

A middle aged male who constantly underachieved throughout his youth and know has an entitlement complex and is mildly retarded. Often used as a substitute for nouns.

Randy is a complete nadoon, he should stop being such an inbred.

Nadoon by Nadoon June 7, 2020

naldworth 

A one-of-a-kind, stupid ass mother fucker who attempts the absolute worst type of golf shot they could possibly draw up.

The route to the green was too perfect and wide open, so Badshah pulled a Naldworths and hit a huge-ass power slice through the fucking forest to get there instead.

naldworth by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Nadonnanatatanataetaey 

This is a name of a Nadena when a Bonse of a bro got nothing else to throw.
Although taken lightly repeated many times can cause a war between mental elves resulting in the bonse of a bro running up the stairs and landing on thumb tacks under the carpet.

Nadonnanatatanataetaey 1-0 Bonse

Repeat after me Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey,

Nadonnanatatanataetaey.

Cheers bro

Nadonnanatatanataetaey by Baroness Brass April 26, 2021

Nardos 

Nardos( short form: Nardi) is a fun-packed sweet bundle of candy. Nardos(s) are such amazing human beings and they are the best of friends, sisters, and lovers. Their smile could brighten your whole week. They are brave, smart, and loyal.

If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.

Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.

The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.

A: Have you met the new girl, she is super cool!
B: Yea, she is a total Nardos.

Nardos by Al.E December 29, 2020