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naldworth 

A one-of-a-kind, stupid ass mother fucker who attempts the absolute worst type of golf shot they could possibly draw up.
The route to the green was too perfect and wide open, so Badshah pulled a Naldworths and hit a huge-ass power slice through the fucking forest to get there instead.
naldworth by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016
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Aldworth 

A term used to describe a male who orgasms immediately when fingered in the anoos by his male lover
Oh look over there, that guy is wearing a skivvy, he must be an Aldworth
Aldworth by tripper382 May 11, 2010
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A word to explain when someone nods to punctuate their meh feelings, usually accompanied with a contorted face.
i.e. it's not good, it's not bad, it's kinda *pulls face*

Man #1 - How was that film you watched last week?
Man #2 - *pulls face and nods*
Man #1 - Ah, it was nodworthy, I understand.
Nodworthy by ten2eleven December 11, 2013

Napworthy 

If something is Napworthy then it is bad/boring enough to sleep in/through.
Fuck! This maths lesson is Napworthy.
Damn, I was having sex with Eve last night, it was so Napworthy.
These "employee morning meets" with the boss are so Napworthy.
Napworthy by Adam Tullem February 11, 2009

Nailsworth 

The amount of Cotswold/ man marmite/shit you get when you scratch your ring/starfish/rusty sheriff's badge
It felt like I was going to Stroud but all I got was a Nailsworth
Nailsworth by The Lodger January 19, 2020
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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