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Naldo
(n.)short version of the name "Renaldo," which is:
1. a person who doesn't care what kind of cigarettes you smoke--he just wants one;
2. a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly bums cigarettes off of you.
3. a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, Austin.
4. a poser from Louisiana
1. a person who doesn't care what kind of cigarettes you smoke--he just wants one;
2. a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly bums cigarettes off of you.
3. a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, Austin.
4. a poser from Louisiana
Naldo
A Nalgene used as a dildo.
Either anally or vaginally.
Sometimes orally after anally.
Typically used after regular dildos have just stopped doing the trick.
(Nalgene-Dildo)
Either anally or vaginally.
Sometimes orally after anally.
Typically used after regular dildos have just stopped doing the trick.
(Nalgene-Dildo)
Chris: Yo dude totally boned some Slusherbait last friday.
Avery: Yeah unfortunately i just played with my Naldo.
Avery: Yeah unfortunately i just played with my Naldo.
Naldo by Avery HILL December 2, 2013
Nadoon
A middle aged male who constantly underachieved throughout his youth and know has an entitlement complex and is mildly retarded. Often used as a substitute for nouns.
Nadonnanatatanataetaey
This is a name of a Nadena when a Bonse of a bro got nothing else to throw.
Although taken lightly repeated many times can cause a war between mental elves resulting in the bonse of a bro running up the stairs and landing on thumb tacks under the carpet.
Nadonnanatatanataetaey 1-0 Bonse
Although taken lightly repeated many times can cause a war between mental elves resulting in the bonse of a bro running up the stairs and landing on thumb tacks under the carpet.
Nadonnanatatanataetaey 1-0 Bonse
Repeat after me Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey,
Nadonnanatatanataetaey.
Cheers bro
Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey,
Nadonnanatatanataetaey.
Cheers bro
Nadonnanatatanataetaey by Baroness Brass April 26, 2021
Nardos
Nardos( short form: Nardi) is a fun-packed sweet bundle of candy. Nardos(s) are such amazing human beings and they are the best of friends, sisters, and lovers. Their smile could brighten your whole week. They are brave, smart, and loyal.
If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.
Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.
The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.
If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.
Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.
The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.
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