naked shit

When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!

Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
by nypaliguy November 09, 2009
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Naked Shit Wank

Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....

I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
by Bibbo November 17, 2006
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on some naked shit

A term invented by Korean-American philosopher Abraham Yoon. It essentially means you are quote “with the shits” or “down for whatever.” The term rose to popularity in early 2023, and has diffused contagiously since then.
Guy: “Yo, you tryna hang later on some naked shit
Girl: “Yea, that shit sounds a’ight.”
by robertjenkins March 22, 2023
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