Nairn

A small scottish town about 20 miles from Inverness a large ned population and also a high percentage of elderly people make up the population. It has more pubs than you would expect and probably more than is safe. Generally noted for it's beach which is quite nice in the summer it has very few redeaming features.

- "wanna go to that beach party in Nairn?"

-" nah last one was crashed by ned's then got ruined when some old woman called the cops"

-" could go to the pubs?"

-"yeah but which one there's like 10"

by jager_child December 7, 2010

Nairn

Nairn is funny smart and sexy. He lives a wonderful but sometimes stressful life.He has great friends and amazing family.

Nairn is an amazing name

by Pop a de pop December 20, 2018

Nairn

A dashingly handsome, loving, sweet, gentleman and kind New Zealand man. He's got a really "FIT BODY" that his been working on for the army. He will look so good in those uniform! Hehe. He cares about his family and friends a lot that he will do nothing to hurt them. He is brave. He can be really quiet but his never shy when it comes to love. He has beautiful blue eyes that every girl will fall in love with.. He is one of the sweetest man that every girl will be lucky to have him. He will treat you like a princess and he is willing to hold you in his arms every day and night. He is just one of the kind of man you'll never get bored with everyday.

I love you Nairn!

Nairn

by thecheekybond May 21, 2013

nairn

A general word expressing negativity (no, none, nothing, etc.), originating from Newcastle.

"Nairn beaning please" - a request for no excessive work

by Andy "Geordie" Hall September 18, 2003

Nairn Academy

A normal size acadmey at the edge of the scottish town of Nairn. mostly populated by nerds and chaves. the new S1's think the so cool but they soon get shaped down the size. some of the teachers are evil b*tches but some are good.

What do you think of Nairn Academy?

the S1 are gays and retarded.

And the teachers?

there ok some are bitches.

by undercover X January 21, 2011

Nairn Academy

In general it sucks... it’s an outdated asbestos filled living hell of a school, all the teachers are only alive to make the students lives awful. The science department is usually populated by nerds and absolute slags. The canteen is full of sad geeks that play minecraft on their chrome books and the concourses are packed full of hookers and junkies. If you want a 50 pence blowjob Nairn is the place to go. Nairn is the only place that you can see drug addicts injecting Just outside the main entrance.

I love Nairn Academy because I can be paid to take cock up my arse

by It’s Brittney bitch November 13, 2019

Armenian Back Nair

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019