Nairny 

Noun - A Scottish beast with long hair, a penguin nose, an irritating monotone voice and who has never experienced any sort of sexual contact with another human being ... only animals, ie dogs.

Nairnys are universally loathed for being alive, and are general wastes of space and oxygen.

Hi, Nairny ... you smell funny!

Nairny by The Notorious Mikey Mike December 5, 2007

Nairny 

Top Notch Bloke (ABSOLUTE CHAD), Great athlete with an even better personality and most of all, a charming looking bloke. He's a fan favorite amongst the crowd but is a popular loner.

Yo, you see Nairny over there, everyone wants to be like him coz he has like 100 Roblox Girlfriends

Nairny by Demetirus Demarcus Bartholomew January 1, 2021

Nairnism 

An obviously sarcastic comment.

use of nairnism in a conversation.
"Oh like that will work!!"

Nairnism by quality_rain_loop January 26, 2010

Nairn 

A small scottish town about 20 miles from Inverness a large ned population and also a high percentage of elderly people make up the population. It has more pubs than you would expect and probably more than is safe. Generally noted for it's beach which is quite nice in the summer it has very few redeaming features.

- "wanna go to that beach party in Nairn?"

-" nah last one was crashed by ned's then got ruined when some old woman called the cops"

-" could go to the pubs?"

-"yeah but which one there's like 10"

Nairn by jager_child December 7, 2010

Nairne 

Nairne is a small village roughly 50 kilometres from the Adelaide CBD. Once known to few, due to recent inhabitants, Tom Clark, it has become quite famous. Few have visited Nairne, and fewer have heard of Nairne. Once the testing land for Nuclear Weapons, it has developed into a vibrant, evergrowing community, with a great public transport system.

More to come.

Brighton Person: "What time did you wake up to get to school today?"
Nairne Person: "FFS! I've told you 100 times, 5.30!"
Brighton Person: "PWNT!"

Nairne Person: "Your gay!"
Brighton Person: "One word, Nairne"
*Nairne person walks away in dismay*

Nairne by Nairne 5252 April 3, 2008

Nairn 

Nairn is funny smart and sexy. He lives a wonderful but sometimes stressful life.He has great friends and amazing family.

Nairn is an amazing name

Nairn by Pop a de pop December 20, 2018

Nairn 

A dashingly handsome, loving, sweet, gentleman and kind New Zealand man. He's got a really "FIT BODY" that his been working on for the army. He will look so good in those uniform! Hehe. He cares about his family and friends a lot that he will do nothing to hurt them. He is brave. He can be really quiet but his never shy when it comes to love. He has beautiful blue eyes that every girl will fall in love with.. He is one of the sweetest man that every girl will be lucky to have him. He will treat you like a princess and he is willing to hold you in his arms every day and night. He is just one of the kind of man you'll never get bored with everyday.

I love you Nairn!

Nairn

Nairn by thecheekybond May 21, 2013