A small scottish town about 20 miles from Inverness a large ned population and also a high percentage of elderly people make up the population. It has more pubs than you would expect and probably more than is safe. Generally noted for it's beach which is quite nice in the summer it has very few redeaming features.
- "wanna go to that beach party in Nairn?"
-" nah last one was crashed by ned's then got ruined when some old woman called the cops"
-" could go to the pubs?"
-"yeah but which one there's like 10"
-" nah last one was crashed by ned's then got ruined when some old woman called the cops"
-" could go to the pubs?"
-"yeah but which one there's like 10"
by jager_child December 6, 2010
Nairn is funny smart and sexy. He lives a wonderful but sometimes stressful life.He has great friends and amazing family.
by Pop a de pop December 20, 2018
A dashingly handsome, loving, sweet, gentleman and kind New Zealand man. He's got a really "FIT BODY" that his been working on for the army. He will look so good in those uniform! Hehe. He cares about his family and friends a lot that he will do nothing to hurt them. He is brave. He can be really quiet but his never shy when it comes to love. He has beautiful blue eyes that every girl will fall in love with.. He is one of the sweetest man that every girl will be lucky to have him. He will treat you like a princess and he is willing to hold you in his arms every day and night. He is just one of the kind of man you'll never get bored with everyday.
I love you Nairn!
I love you Nairn!
Nairn
by thecheekybond May 22, 2013
Nairne is a small village roughly 50 kilometres from the Adelaide CBD. Once known to few, due to recent inhabitants, Tom Clark, it has become quite famous. Few have visited Nairne, and fewer have heard of Nairne. Once the testing land for Nuclear Weapons, it has developed into a vibrant, evergrowing community, with a great public transport system.
More to come.
More to come.
Brighton Person: "What time did you wake up to get to school today?"
Nairne Person: "FFS! I've told you 100 times, 5.30!"
Brighton Person: "PWNT!"
Nairne Person: "Your gay!"
Brighton Person: "One word, Nairne"
*Nairne person walks away in dismay*
Nairne Person: "FFS! I've told you 100 times, 5.30!"
Brighton Person: "PWNT!"
Nairne Person: "Your gay!"
Brighton Person: "One word, Nairne"
*Nairne person walks away in dismay*
by Nairne 5252 March 24, 2008
by Andy "Geordie" Hall September 19, 2003
nairne is a Scottish name from a town in east Inverness. Nairne’s are usually highly underrated yet incredibly smart girls. She will always put others first before her. When around her family and friends she’s extremely confident and loves to hang around with them. Nairne’s are normally the mother of the friendship group even though her friends take the mick out of her they truly love to be around her.
“you know nairne she’s so underrated”
by nairne March 6, 2020
A normal size acadmey at the edge of the scottish town of Nairn. mostly populated by nerds and chaves. the new S1's think the so cool but they soon get shaped down the size. some of the teachers are evil b*tches but some are good.
What do you think of Nairn Academy?
the S1 are gays and retarded.
And the teachers?
there ok some are bitches.
the S1 are gays and retarded.
And the teachers?
there ok some are bitches.
by undercover X January 20, 2011