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Brown man, 5'11, excellent at chains, easy to recognize, has the entirety of the NRA under his finger. A dangerous man you don't want to fuck with with. Seriously. Has a crippling adderall addiction, lungs devastated from nicotine abuse. Has feet that can move almost entirely backward, has a hard time walking. Will die for the homies 💯. If you have technical issues with your computer he will be able to fix it for free. Will also do you homework for 5 dollars. Planning on having an acid trip? He'll babysit you for some food. Will become murderous for the first 20 minutes if given weed.
Person 1: Hey, who's that hot 5'11 brown guy doing chains, who I seem to not want to fuck with?

Person 2: Oh that's Naimur.
naimur by carbonfizz October 29, 2020
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Person 1: is that naimur
Person 2: yh hes swimming the fucking fish
Naimur by FISHYBAOY November 22, 2021
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Japanese word for an attempt at paizuri (titfuck) with insufficient cleavage.
literally means "rubbing against nothing"
Konata's chest is perfect for Naizuri!
Naizuri by Olan Montalvo June 15, 2010
when someone tries to "nail" one from opposite sex (or the same sex.. whatever) and fails. well, that`s a nailure
wasted guy is approaching a girl standing alone at a bar (by the sea, romantically). "hey there gorgeous.. wanna shag tonight/eat something/watch the sunset together?" "Err.. maybe some other time.. in another life, loser!" the girl responds.

NAILURE!!!!
nailure by lotta klapptool May 21, 2009
A term used when describing the most beautiful girl in the world. You can also use it when describing someone who is caring, loving, thoughtful, and special. You can always depend on this person to make you smile and brighten up your day. The person described as nimuro is person you can see yourself being with forever.
Mark LOVES that nimuro girl!!!
nimuro by mark makoto morgan May 26, 2008

Naimir (10.mir) 

naimir is the most thurl nigga you'll ever meet , but don't play him to close cause he will fuck your bitch, mom, aunt, and your sister he don't got no rap. Naimir also smoke all the gas and can roll the best backwoods. Nobody can compare to Naimir. follow naimir on instagram @ 10.mir
Naimir (10.mir) is so thurl and swaggy.
Naimir (10.mir) by Naimir June 17, 2018

Naizurize 

To stimulate someone's genitals with your chest when you haven't the buxomage generally considered as prerequisite for traditional mammary intercourse; to perform naizuri (on someone).
Just because she was an A cup didn't mean she couldn't naizurize a guy into oblivion.
Naizurize by ApricotFields July 24, 2020
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