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Brown man, 5'11, excellent at chains, easy to recognize, has the entirety of the NRA under his finger. A dangerous man you don't want to fuck with with. Seriously. Has a crippling adderall addiction, lungs devastated from nicotine abuse. Has feet that can move almost entirely backward, has a hard time walking. Will die for the homies 💯. If you have technical issues with your computer he will be able to fix it for free. Will also do you homework for 5 dollars. Planning on having an acid trip? He'll babysit you for some food. Will become murderous for the first 20 minutes if given weed.
Person 1: Hey, who's that hot 5'11 brown guy doing chains, who I seem to not want to fuck with?
Person 2: Oh that's Naimur.
Person 2: Oh that's Naimur.
by carbonfizz October 29, 2020