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omg that t-shirt is so naf naf
naf naf by Maggie MooBear March 5, 2008
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Nafilo Nafster (NAF NAF) was a semi professional boxer from the 90's, and good friends with fellow boxer and american superstar Mike Tyson.
At a young age of 6, he was found punching away at boxed up products from his family shop "TEEN SCENE", it was here that promoter Damo Damo "Dun No" found a new star.
By the age of 13 he was already amatuer World champion, and he just grew more and more successful. But just 4 days until his 18th birthday, and turning professional, he was killed, in a drive by which is still today said to be organised by supposed friend mike tyson, but no evidence was found against him and therefore no charge was placed upon him.

Today people remember him for the name NAF NAF, and use this expression to explain when something amazing happens to them or around them, as of the joy Nafilo Nafster brung people through the sport.
Jay - Oi fam lets go town ini
Ben - Ite bled ill just ask Saym!

(Phonecall to Saym)
Ben - hello maam, i was wondering if your son Saym was there.
Maam - sorry hes already gone out
Jay - OHHHHH DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

(knock on the door, and answered to reveal Saym)
Ben & Jay - SAYMMMMMMM, your here dun no fam.
Saym - you alright guys, was wondering if you want to go down town for some food?
Ben & Jay - Ahhh dun no
Jay - Naf Naf mannnnn, oh saymmmm
Ben - NAF NAF IT UP!!!!
Jay, Ben & Saym - POW!!!
NAF NAF by SADZ :P June 14, 2010
A life vest that you use like a jacket.
Hey you have a NAF NAF, what did you do jump ship or sumfin?
NAF NAF by PHISH November 24, 2003
A game by Scott Cawthon about some animatronics coming to kill you until 6am where you come back the next night for some reason.
The scariest part of it is it's community, filled with as many 5 year-olds as the eye can see.
Also the kids usually decide to fap to a bird. Seriously, wtf?
'hahaha F NAF is so good.'
'What's 'F NAF'?'
'five nights at freddys'.
'Oh that, I don't really like it.'
'WHAT HOW DONT YOU LIKE IT I HATE YOU AND YOU NEED TO HAVE GOOD GAME TASTES.'
A British slang word for if something is bad, or went badly.
George: Oh that film is naf.

Lucy: Pffft. That was naf.
Naf by Patient4479 September 29, 2013
Developed at St. Olaf College in Northfield, MN, NAF stands for "Non-Athletic Fuck". It can be used to refer to a person with zero athletic abilities, or someone who is clumsy or untalented. It can also be used as an adjective.
Johnny is terrible at sports, he's such a NAF.

Did you see that guy fall down the stairs? What a NAF.

That was a NAF throw, man.
NAF by Brobo Cop November 21, 2010
A person who is a Non-Athletic F*ck ie. Can't play sports.
Non-Athletic F*ck
That guy sucks at sports... what a NAF.
NAF by The Dealer October 28, 2006
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