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Naess is a kind caring bootylicious soul who continuously drops the soap, he is known on the base for such crimes against nature.

Naess is also another word for Gollum a love of the my precious
She’s so precious, well he must be a Naess then!
naess by DarkestDom97 October 27, 2018
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frode næss 

Frode Næss is the greatest most godlike creature ever created unlike his son Sander Næss he is a rat.
Wow that was such Frode Næss like
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Daniel Næss Larsen 

The sexiest, most handsome, cute, attractive norwegian man that lives in norway trondheim. He has the biggest heart and biggest dick. HE IS SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY HES THE BEST SON, BROTHER, FRIEND, BF, HUSBAND, AND SOULMATE. HES SUCH A LOVELY MAN AND HE HAS THE BEST PERSONALITY. DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN IS SO FUCKING SEXY ISTGGGGG.
Person 1: omg is that-
Person 2: OMG ITS DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN THE MOST SEXIEST MAN EVER
Person 1: I hope he doesnt have a gf-
Daniel Næss Larsen: BACK OFF BITCH I GOT A WIFEY
Daniel Næss Larsen by s.a<3 February 24, 2025

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The more superior word of all the whomst'd've
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Guy2 : Wh-

narssasist 

Someone who is motivated solely for himself. Lacks empathy for others. Is blind to others needs. Is incapable of hiding this true self for very long. He is tricky and has learned how to fake nice in social situations but his true self will show if he's needed for support in emotional situations or to act responsibly or compassionately.
NY boyfriend exhibits very narssasistic personality traits.
narssasist by Jdotj July 31, 2017

amy-ness 

when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing
e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"
amy-ness by estellanutella August 23, 2022
Nassia is a short version of the Greek name athanasia this name can also be spelt (nasia).Nassia is typically one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet, once you look at her you cant take your eyes off of her. She is very intelligent and knows how to have a good time, she is sexy and glamorous and one of the best people to be around.
Nassia is very funny
Nassia is a Greek goddess
Nassia by anonymous5789 August 8, 2017
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