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The polar opposite of No U. Used to compliment yourself when someone else does.
John: My mum’s straight
Larry: No I.
John: *implodes*
No I by The Lad. May 31, 2018
The opposite of no u that's offensive rather than defensive. To be used when someone describes themselves in a way that doesn't apply to them, but does apply to you.
"I think I've become a better person recently."

"no i"
no i by Facques May 15, 2018
When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*
no i by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

No I'm Josh 

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer
No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

no I won't make out with you 

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"
Word of the Day on February 14, 2006

No I Don't Think I Will 

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.
Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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