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n00blet
A younger version of a n00b. Their age range is about 5-10. Their posts usually consist of kiddie shows, and unnessicary swearing at anyone who disagrees.
n00blet by CryogenChaos July 28, 2005
n00blet
Noun:
A person of very young age that attempts to play with much better people because it makes them feel "cool" or "l337". Also has VERY high pitched voice and use their microphone to piss other players off in doing so.
A person of very young age that attempts to play with much better people because it makes them feel "cool" or "l337". Also has VERY high pitched voice and use their microphone to piss other players off in doing so.
n00blet by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) October 4, 2004
n00blet
n00blet
n00blet
One who is:
-Horrible at a game, sux.
-Whines when he is killed.
-Screems "HAXHAXHAX" when he is killed multiple times.
-Acts superior to obviously more eliet players.
-Acts like he knows everything.
-Disses everybody he kills cheeply.
and/or
-Says and lies about his A/S/L.
-Horrible at a game, sux.
-Whines when he is killed.
-Screems "HAXHAXHAX" when he is killed multiple times.
-Acts superior to obviously more eliet players.
-Acts like he knows everything.
-Disses everybody he kills cheeply.
and/or
-Says and lies about his A/S/L.
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