Rakesh (Scammer): Hello my, name is Rakesh, and I am from customer care technical support. I am here today to help you fix your problems sir.

Bob Bobbington ("Victim"): No dude, you're a fucking scammer. Now GTFOH and leave. I know you're trying to scam me!

Rakesh: Fauk You Mutheryukkar I do you mother and sister so many times that they get babies.

Bob Bobbington: What?

Rakesh: Mutheryukkar suck my dick sir. Go you fuck yourself, actually no. I already fucked you and your whole family! I give them cum and they en-pregnant babies, you're one of them. Mutheryukkar!

Bob Bobbington: *Hangs Up*

Mutheryukkar by Noobzrlife January 23, 2019

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mythering

1)Constant pestering
2)Annoying harrasment
3)Irratating tormenture

Frequent tactic used by children to obtain a desired effect. North English in word origin.

"Stop mythering me!"

mythering by Sammi3 July 1, 2006

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motheryard

a very ignorant indian person that smell bad and worship shity cows

I have indian ID and i can smell that motheryard all the way from here

motheryard by Tmoney67 December 31, 2011

motheryucker

When you get mad at someone

Motheryucker im so mad

motheryucker by IAMCOLOMBOStEPhen May 24, 2017

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myther

To pester and annoy

You could myther a nest of rats

myther by ddd Dave August 11, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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