mythering 

1)Constant pestering
2)Annoying harrasment
3)Irratating tormenture

Frequent tactic used by children to obtain a desired effect. North English in word origin.

"Stop mythering me!"

mythering by Sammi3 July 1, 2006

Mythering, tell them float 

'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.

The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.

It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.

"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"

"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"

"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"

Mythering, tell them float by dictionarywriter1234 February 19, 2024

mathering 

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

mathering by ywenda October 14, 2011

Otter Mothering 

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures

Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then

Otter Mothering by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021

motherinnit 

the mother of tommyinnit

quackity "so, what are our plans to take over the-"
tommy "sorry mum, i cant do the dishes, im live"
quackity "who was that?"
tommy "motherinnit"

motherinnit by 360kickrat May 14, 2021

backseat mothering 

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.

I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.

backseat mothering by Darien July 20, 2008

all lives mattering 

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter

"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"

all lives mattering by baby-rock June 9, 2020