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the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.

there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.


this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.
quit using that penis pump! you will never become the mystic dick!
by shits real nig June 22, 2009
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