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the act of getting extreme pleasure from overly browsing through Myspace profiles.

Instead of going out tonight, I will Myspaceturbate.

myspaceturbate by Tainted Love March 3, 2007

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myspaceturbating

1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace

Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.

myspaceturbating by Ian B... August 20, 2006

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myspaceturbating

Whackin' it to someone's mypsace profile

That chick's pic slideshow of her and her friends was so hot I couldn't help myspaceturbating

myspaceturbating by jflajgags June 12, 2006

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myspaceturbating

n. the act of sitting in ones room and surfing Myspace while masturbating

Tarhead you are late for formation. Stop Myspaceturbating!

myspaceturbating by anonympous January 26, 2009

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myspaceturbator

(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.

Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.

myspaceturbator by Abraxsis June 17, 2006

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myspaceturbating

Spending hours on end looking up friends and friends of friends myspace accounts. This can take up to several hours of your life away from you, especially during your adolescent years.

instead of going to the party last night, Jim stayed home and and ended up myspaceturbating until he fell asleep.

myspaceturbating by Kevin mitchell November 5, 2008

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myspaceterbate

an excessive myspace stalker or one who is always checking their myspace.

"Dude check out my new video on my profile," friend #1
"I've already seen it," creepy friend #2
"You are such a myspaceterbater," friend#1

myspaceterbate by MakeMoMoney May 9, 2007

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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