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myspaceterbate 

an excessive myspace stalker or one who is always checking their myspace.
"Dude check out my new video on my profile," friend #1
"I've already seen it," creepy friend #2
"You are such a myspaceterbater," friend#1
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myspaceturbating

1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace
Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.
myspaceturbating by Ian B... August 20, 2006

myspaceturbating

Whackin' it to someone's mypsace profile
That chick's pic slideshow of her and her friends was so hot I couldn't help myspaceturbating
myspaceturbating by jflajgags June 12, 2006

myspaceturbating

n. the act of sitting in ones room and surfing Myspace while masturbating
Tarhead you are late for formation. Stop Myspaceturbating!
myspaceturbating by anonympous January 26, 2009

myspaceturbate 

the act of getting extreme pleasure from overly browsing through Myspace profiles.
Instead of going out tonight, I will Myspaceturbate.
myspaceturbate by Tainted Love March 3, 2007

myspaceturbator

(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.
Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.
myspaceturbator by Abraxsis June 17, 2006

myspaceturbating

Spending hours on end looking up friends and friends of friends myspace accounts. This can take up to several hours of your life away from you, especially during your adolescent years.
instead of going to the party last night, Jim stayed home and and ended up myspaceturbating until he fell asleep.
myspaceturbating by Kevin mitchell November 5, 2008
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