my spider 

My homie
R.O.D (ride or die)

Guy :That's my spider !

Girl :pet?

Guy : no, I mean as my homie lol

my spider by Jacobperez22 November 1, 2017

my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman

This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.

my spider sense is tingling by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Sold my spider 

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure

I've sold my spider and lost my friends

Sold my spider by q335r49 June 20, 2009

im going to pet my spider 

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

im going to pet my spider by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

Spin My Spider 

No meaning... It just sounds dirty...

Call Alex Bonner.... He Will Spin Your Spider.

Spin My Spider by Carmen Fuentes November 4, 2003

spider my munkey

Form of foreplay where one person wants the other person to climb them like a tree.

I want you to spider my munkey

spider my munkey by samarara February 23, 2022

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. 

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