My Shorty 

My girl! Your girlfriend!

That's my shorty! The hot ass girl is my shorty!

My Shorty by fresh boy! November 25, 2016

eat my short 

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s

Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short

eat my short by cinderll44 September 28, 2015

I apologize for all my shortcomings

The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"

"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial

I apologize for all my shortcomings by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016

Oh my lordy, shordy! 

A phrase used when you are dissatisfied with the behavior of your shordy.

Shordy: *cheats*
Guy: Oh my lordy, shordy!

Oh my lordy, shordy! by Statikk September 18, 2018