my pad 

My home

"Meet up at my pad"

my pad by Grace berlanga May 9, 2018

Hit up my pad 

Go to my house.

Yo son, how about we hit up my pad and have a few toddys.

Hit up my pad by Se315an January 19, 2009

pull up to my pad 

To go to someones house.

"Pull up to my pad so you get some dick ;)"

pull up to my pad by cumrealstickyah February 4, 2018

Pee my pad 

Laughing so hard during your period that you urinate while wearing a pad.

You had me rolling on the floor and laughing so hard you almost made me pee my pad!

Pee my pad by nobodyspecial5858 January 12, 2009

fingered my pad

when he thinks he dug deep enough for gold but in reality his fingers are touching a bloody period pad and rubbing the sides of the crusted cotton.

"Anthony fingered my pad at the beach and i had to pretend to like it"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"

fingered my pad by thebamfromtheo May 18, 2022

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? 

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd 

For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.

guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd by Mattyus9000 March 9, 2021