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i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.
TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

steams my nuggets 

A term which describes the feeling of being very annoyed by something in a book, movie or series.

It was coined by the legendary Kelly Beckman on Potterless Podcast.
You know what really steams my nuggets? A philosopher and a sorcerer aren't even the same thing!

Sauced My Nuggets 

When you’re holy and don’t wanna swear but you gotta take your anger out somehow
Damn Jimmy, Ms. Lagler really sauced my nuggets today.

Dropped my Nuggets 

A term which although originated in Singapore, is becoming increasing popularized in the region of Hong Kong and Guangdong. It acts as a synonym for disappointment, specifically referring to one getting their hopes up, only to have it let down by a twist of fate.
Herbert: Hey whatsup?
Wayne: Not much, dropped my nuggets..
Herbert: Oh shit what happened?
Wayne: I studied all night to ace a test today, but it got canceled!

Flips my nuggets 

Verb: Something that really irks, annoys or frustrates you. Worse than getting aggravated but not as bad as pissed the fuck off or FFFFFUUU-. Sometimes when spoken emphasis is put on “flips” for a little extra punch.

Also: flipping my nuggets (present tense) / flipped my nuggets (past) / will flip my nuggets (future)
1. (After spilling food on your expensive shirt) I just got this dry cleaned yesterday. That FLIPS my nuggets!

2. Guy (thinking to himself): It’s my birthday! Going to get some action!
Girl: Sorry, it’s a no go tonight. Aunt flo is calling.
Guy: Dammit! That flips my nuggets!

3. Guy one: I’m starving! How much longer until that pizza gets here? It’s got to be soon.
Guy two: We ordered it only 5 minutes ago. It’s going to take at least 40 more minutes
Guy one: That flips my nuggets!
Flips my nuggets by AB Beef April 30, 2011

buttering my nuggets 

making a living on the farm by spreading nutella on you nuggets which is also known as bread or toast
taking nuteela and spreading it on a piece of burnt bread. its sometimes more delicious if the bread is on fire
earning money by buttering my nuggets