My Laptop

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.
When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.
by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005
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I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
by JajajajaDoplhin October 03, 2019
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