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this is my kingdom come 

A pre-chorus part of the 2013 Imagine Dragons song "Demons". In 2021, it gained popularity in memes as a joke about semen, being paired with videos of various white liquids being sprayed or spilled.

Often paired with Gaviscon firefighters spraying thicc white liquid, which is the kingdom of "coom".

Semen Jizz funny 😂😂😂🥶🥶🥵🥵
Dan Reynolds: "This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come"
Some girl: "Swallows coom violently"
Meme community: CoOm

My kingdom for a horse. 

A phrase expressing a strong desire or need for something relatively simple or inexpensive as compared to a kingdom, but at the present moment the item needed or wanted is invaluable. Any needed item can be substituted for 'a horse.'
"My kingdom for a horse."
"My kingdom for a BLANK."
"My kingdom for a roll of TP." (expressed while sitting in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.
"My kingdom for a gallon of gas."
"My kingdom for a bra that fits."

my kinder queen 

It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.

My kind of woman 

A beautiful song Jack sings to his soul mate Heather.

You’re my, my, my, my kind of woman
My kind of woman by Foreverx June 20, 2018

Not my kink 

Used to describe something you’re not interested in, within a casual, non-sexual conversation.
Would you like to go ice skating? No sorry, not my kink!
Not my kink by Zambatama November 29, 2019

This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows
(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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