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My heart 

In New York terms if you say my heart it means someone you deeply care about like a brother best friend family member or a significant other
My heart by Snotty G August 28, 2022

My heart pumps piss 

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless
My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.
My heart pumps piss by rucus7 June 22, 2011

you are my heart 

"You are my heart" means that you are the most important person in the speaker's life. Without you, they would not be able to function, live, or carry on.
"You are my heart. If anything happened to you, I would not be OK. I would break."

cross my heart 

When you want someone to believe you, when you swear something.
Please, don’t tell anybody!
Of course, cross my heart
cross my heart by Lord Vader December 28, 2017

cross my heart and hope to die 

"I did not cheat on you! cross my heart and hope to die" she said to her doubtful boyfriend.

my heart 

something being so cute that their heart is melting. mostly used by girls.
That baby is so cute!! My heart!!
my heart by ilovedogs45454 April 16, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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