My Girl friend 

Oh wait I don't have one. FML

My Girl friend ... FML

My Girl friend by KWD35 May 17, 2011

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl 

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl by anonymous March 14, 2022

My girlfriend

Non Existing

My girlfriend is crazy

My girlfriend by King ligma March 11, 2019

My girlfriend

Oh sorry i meant ex

My girlfriend dumped me because she thought i was ugly

My girlfriend by Hi peps October 1, 2020

my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.

Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.

my girlfriend by Ozone April 21, 2006

my girlfriend

she is the saviour of all things sweet and gorgeous, the epitome of all things loved and treasured, and i wish so desperately that she could understand how important she is, for everything from the tilt of the earth to remembering to feed her cat. her great struggles will not go unrewarded, and until the day when i get to hold her forever in our own little home with 12 cats and 5 kids, i will write stupid poems and give her fleeting smiles from 6 feet away if it means i get to live it with her. i love her so much, internet. its incredible.

Person: hey, how great is your girlfriend?
Me: my girlfriend? she's just perfect.

my girlfriend by the author of LotJ November 30, 2020