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My Birthday 

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.
Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!
My Birthday by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

You're not invited to my birthday party 

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.
Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

take away my birthday

sarcastic response when someone warns you not to do something that is considered socially unacceptable
'You really shouldn't drop stink bombs in the class room the same day of finals.'

'What are they going to do? Take away my birthday?'

It's my birthday 

An expression of delight, accompanied by dancing around. Basically saying that the person in question is great, skilled, lucky, etc.

Ususally said in a kind of sing-song way.
"Ooooh yeah! I just won that race! It's my birthday! It's my birthday!"

ur not invited to my birthday party

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.
"ur a poo poo head haha"

"ur not invited to my bday party"
"nooo pls"
"too late you poo poo"

if u use this ur epic and if not ur not invited to my birthday party
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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