My Asshole
My Asshole by The Asshole God September 30, 2019
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My asshole
My asshole by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
my asshole burns
when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore
my asshole burns by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021
My asshole is green
My asshole is green by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019
My Asshole Burns Moment
A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.
My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*
I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.
My Asshole Burns Moment by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020
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