mutuality 

having a reciprocal degree and feeling of affection/attraction/interest between partners; the state derived from equality of attraction in a relationship

It was cool, this is the first relationship where I haven't had to chase a girl or campaign for her affection. She seemed as into me as I was into her. We had a total mutuality going on.

mutuality by roadstarjim May 9, 2011

mutuality 

one of the coolest features of facebook. another way of saying the number of mutual friends you have with someone. considered by Facebook© to be an accurate indicator of how good friends you will be with somebody, although often it's not the case in real life.

Chart!

1-5 mutual friends — decent
6-20 — fair/good
21-100 — strong
>100 friends — very strong
>>1000 — soulmate
0 — no mutuality

Dude 1: Dana and I have like 221 mutual friends together on facebook. it is evident our mutuality bonds us together

Dude 2: I have like 987 mutual friends with Bob, but I don't want to "friend" him because we've never actually talked in real life

mutuality by go_agggggiess April 6, 2010

mutualsmybeloved

coolest person in the world, ultra mega hot.

“I’m going on a date with the HOTTEST person in the world!” “Who?” “mutualsmybeloved”

mutualsmybeloved by lordkazoo June 9, 2021

Mutually stalking 

When you and stalk someone and they stalk you at the same time. It is a mutual understanding that you both are doing this and can be done with or without acknowledgement

Friend: How do you know that person and why are you stalking them

Me: It is zebra, I have never had a conversation with them but we are mutually stalking each other

Mutually stalking by Stalking101 February 6, 2019

Mutually Assured Distraction 

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

Mutually Assured Distraction by Big South February 22, 2010

mutually assured 

Normally heard in the context of `mutually assured destruction`; when something is mutually assured, it is guaranteed to happen to both parties involved. This phrase is normally linked to discussions involving nuclear weapons, where `mutually assured destruction` means that we are all guaranteed to die.

Hindsight is always 20-20
But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy
Speak of mutually assured destruction?
Nice story...tell it to Reader's Digest!

- Megadeth, _Sweating Bullets_

mutually assured by Wingchild September 13, 2003

mutually assured friend zone 

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.

Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.

mutually assured friend zone by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018