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mountassar 

Mountassar is a rare name wich means victorious (winner) in the old grace language .
The guys name like that are very gentle and kind
Mountassar is a gentleman
mountassar by Mounta25 September 9, 2020

Mountassir 

A name that literally means 'Victorious' in Arabic. Mountassir's are extremely rare, so if you ever come across one, you've literally met a one in a million guy. They like to pursue honesty & fairness and thus have a deep desire to see good being done in the world.

Quiet and reserved unless you get to know them, but intelligently delightful and very kind and warm. They're viciously loyal, trustworthy and a perfectionist at heart, so they truly make the best friends and companions as they try to put their loved ones before themselves.

If you do meet a Mountassir, hold onto him because you've just made a special friend for life.
Hey did you see that dude who feeds that old cat by the dumpster everyday? He's such a Mountassir.
Mountassir by Totemokawaii November 22, 2021

moustassination

The removal of a truly grand moustache. Removed by any means that destroy the integrity of the epicness off the moustache. Light trimming does not count.
Paul shaved off his crazy, bushy 'stache, thereby comitting moustassination.

crotch moustashe 

see also: crotch whiskers. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has a moustashe, or whiskers.
Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch moustashe...
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!
crotch moustashe by Saudi Arabia January 19, 2011

mountassir 

I call mountassir when i'm in trouble.
mountassir by Door112 February 24, 2017
The brown stain above the upper lip left over from feltching.
"That shit stain on your upper lip looks like a mustache" or conversely, "that mustache looks like a 'mustass'".
mustass by Satan Spacemonkey September 3, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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