Mustachular Dystrophy

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.
The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.
by Turdikin August 15, 2012
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Mustachular

Possessing or embodying the qualities of a powerful, well-groomed mustache that exudes authority, masculinity, and timeless charisma.
Often used to describe individuals whose facial hair elevates their presence to near-mythical levels, blending elegance, tradition, and raw strength.possessing a strong, proud, testosterone-fueled mustache, typically worn by Jaats, wrestlers, or Indian uncles who bench press authority.
The general entered the room, his mustachular aura commanding silence before he even spoke.
by A. Lineage July 16, 2025
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