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music teacher

a person who teaches music
Our school's music teacher is 80 years old and throws chairs at students, I'm not even lying
music teacher by WeAre300_kids September 23, 2022

music teacher butt 

possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.
1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?

2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
music teacher butt by friznani August 12, 2007

crazy music teacher 

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.
Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."
crazy music teacher by AboutThisGirl December 21, 2008

crazy music teacher 

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.
Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."
crazy music teacher by AboutThisGirl December 21, 2008

my music teacher

my music teacher kind of looks like big ed. he's that hot.
my music teacher by fuck-me-grande November 11, 2020

Music teachers 

A music teacher is many things, most common is a boring 25-900 year old who has an intrest in classical music and thinks electric guitars/bass are satanic. they can also have a big attitude problem and can be sometimes quite pathetic. spesh if you go to william brookes school.
"music Teachers", what instroment do you play?

"you", electric guitar (or bass).

"teacher", (angrey look thinking that you are a wannabe and are a discrase to your instroment) that is not aproprate.

"you" why?

"teacher", respect my atharaty(throwing table to the other side of the room).
Music teachers by flkghjflgkhj February 24, 2009
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