n. Mukamel syndrome is a severe physical and mental condition characterized by a combination of microphalli (extremely small penis) and and
uncontrollable urge to express oneself by excessive farting. Mukamel syndrome patients are usually crafty little
motherfuckers who would sodomize their dead grandmother's corpse to gain
social status among peers. According to one theory, the disease spread via anal intercourse with Iraqi cows (see Mukamel).
Others suggest, that it is spread via the mukaka on infected Hungarian stools.