murchandise 

things bought and sold; goods; commodities; wares - limited to be things owned or belonging to a murch.

Check out the Brian's murchandise!!!

murchandise by D.J. B.RaD December 16, 2008

Hands off the merchandise! 

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

Hands off the merchandise! by QuacksO November 28, 2011

384 Merchandise 

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.

384 Merchandise by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008

Urban Dictionary Merchandise 

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.

You know about Urban Dictionary Merchandise?
How can I not? It’s right below this sentence.

Urban Dictionary Merchandise by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021

hands off the merchandise! 

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

hands off the merchandise! by underdawg November 10, 2008

Merchandising 

Doing basically nothing.

Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?

I can't, I'm merchandising.

Merchandising by Apateonas July 8, 2017

Murchantiled 

When someone gets their ass handed to them so badly its like they got payed money for it to happened

Damn you see that headshot across the screen that nigga got murchantiled.

Mario-Try these shrooms luigi
Luigi-Nah son but how bout i murchantile yo bitch ass

Murchantiled by Dre0401 April 26, 2009