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murchandise

things bought and sold; goods; commodities; wares - limited to be things owned or belonging to a murch.
Check out the Brian's murchandise!!!
by D.J. B.RaD December 16, 2008
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Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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384 Merchandise

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.
384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.
by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008
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Urban Dictionary Merchandise

The advertisement for a mug for my cousin Timmy right this under this definition.
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hands off the merchandise!

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."
Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!
by underdawg November 10, 2008
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Merchandising

Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?

I can't, I'm merchandising.
by Apateonas July 8, 2017
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Murchantiled

When someone gets their ass handed to them so badly its like they got payed money for it to happened
Damn you see that headshot across the screen that nigga got murchantiled.

Mario-Try these shrooms luigi
Luigi-Nah son but how bout i murchantile yo bitch ass
by Dre0401 April 26, 2009
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