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Muppetting 

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.
My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.
Muppetting by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

Muppeting 

The act of careless drinking.
The act of drinking with no self control.
The act of over drinking and acting out of sorts.
A plan made with friends to over drink and act muppety.
Muppety-unruly, loud,obnoxious,careless
What’s going on tonight, wanna muppet?
I had a shitty day, I need to muppet.
What are we doing tomorrow, muppeting?
I have a group of friends, we’re all muppets.
Muppeting by JenandChen2019 February 16, 2019

Muppeting 

When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.
"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"
Muppeting by SonSwave35 August 8, 2017

muppeting 

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.
I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.
muppeting by Edward Lindemunder November 30, 2005

Muppeting 

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.
Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.
Muppeting by Bear von Erck May 12, 2011

Muppeting 

Verb. When you fist someone and while your fist is still in them, you say in a high pitched voice "helllooooooo."
"When I was muppeting her, I said "HELLLOOOOO, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!"
Muppeting by MagsG June 16, 2013
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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