munkie

a girl who has all the intangible qualities a guy looks for, but who would never let a guy know that the guy fits into their plans; essentially indescribable, in terms of the beauty and the spite this person holds against potential suitors; all in all, the awesomest chick for any dunkie

"I'd tell you she's my munkie, but then I'd have to kill you."

by Carlos Espanol July 30, 2008

Munkie

Derogatory term for a Model United Nations kid (MUNK).

"Those Munkies are ruining our alt-history roleplay."

by R. S. di Spadini February 22, 2024

munkie talk

foolish or senseless talk that does not relate to hustling or furthering one's interests, and thus a waste of a player's precious time, coined by rapper Rick Ross.

"I ain't got time to play games; this ain't no munkie talk, this money talk."

by livinlavish January 18, 2010

Funkie Munkie

Someone who is either completely trustworthy or will sell your kidney for a card game

I gave Funkie Munkie my bank details and I feel completely safe!

Funkie Munkie blackmailed my parents to sending me to the navy.

by rodeerek March 13, 2020

Shazbot Munkie

Hello for G.W. Bush a.k.a. the monkeyboy who speaks in an alien toungue.Also the name of the title track from the album by Strangefire.

Shazbot Munkie!..how are you today? How do you plan to screw up our lives any more than they already are?

by Tak! of the band Strangefire October 12, 2005

Fuck Yo Munkie

Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.

Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.

by iamyouduck November 29, 2009

muncie turtle

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.

John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.

by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006