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a girl who has all the intangible qualities a guy looks for, but who would never let a guy know that the guy fits into their plans; essentially indescribable, in terms of the beauty and the spite this person holds against potential suitors; all in all, the awesomest chick for any dunkie
"I'd tell you she's my munkie, but then I'd have to kill you."
munkie by Carlos Espanol July 30, 2008
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Derogatory term for a Model United Nations kid (MUNK).
"Those Munkies are ruining our alt-history roleplay."
Munkie by R. S. di Spadini February 22, 2024

munkie talk 

foolish or senseless talk that does not relate to hustling or furthering one's interests, and thus a waste of a player's precious time, coined by rapper Rick Ross.
"I ain't got time to play games; this ain't no munkie talk, this money talk."
munkie talk by livinlavish January 18, 2010

Funkie Munkie 

Someone who is either completely trustworthy or will sell your kidney for a card game
I gave Funkie Munkie my bank details and I feel completely safe!

Funkie Munkie blackmailed my parents to sending me to the navy.
Funkie Munkie by rodeerek March 13, 2020

Shazbot Munkie 

Hello for G.W. Bush a.k.a. the monkeyboy who speaks in an alien toungue.Also the name of the title track from the album by Strangefire.
Shazbot Munkie!..how are you today? How do you plan to screw up our lives any more than they already are?

Fuck Yo Munkie

Fat ass bitches and skinny white sluts. Cocaine, coke, snow, crack. Bastard fishes stole my bowl of wishes, i wish i could grouw a beard. If I had a beard, I would grow and manage a mushroom farm. I'd grow my own herb.
Dude- Bro, I licked your mom's ear.
Bro- Dude, Fuck Yo Munkie
Dude- Dont hate, man. We're just friends
Bro- Well, I cant afford another dick on the table.
Fuck Yo Munkie by iamyouduck November 29, 2009

muncie turtle 

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.
John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.
muncie turtle by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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