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mumbling zombie 

A person finding it difficult to communicate due to having face completely covered in ejaculate.
Baz completely covered wreck and dockers, they were proper mumbling zombies :nod:
mumbling zombie by dub79 October 28, 2013

mumbling pants 

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...
Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.
mumbling pants by zimmo August 17, 2006

Mumbling it over

The act a person commits when they are thinking about something and begin talking out loud to themselves about it. Similar to 'thinking it over.'
Man: Is she talking to us?

Woman: Nah, she just got in a fight and now she's mumbling it over.
Mumbling it over by JacintaK July 6, 2009

Mumbling and Jumbling 

When someone’s so discombobulated and starts moving like a retard. They’re mumbling and jumbling
Wasteman: Ronaldo is better then Messi

You: Kmt ur Mumbling and jumbling all over the place

evasive mumbling 

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.
When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.
evasive mumbling by Fat Atheist February 1, 2010

digital mumbling

When someone is so inebriated that their texts are garbled, reading like phonetic renderings of a drunken fratboy.

see also, drunk texting
Nikki's texts started out quite coherent, but as the drinks caught up with her, they descended pretty quickly into digital mumbling.