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Mumbkey is a monkey wich isnt a monke,mumbkey's are superior being's perfect in every way,they like banana's but only if they dont have the brown icky sticky part,and if you do give it one with the brown part you will be tortured for 100,000,000,000 centuries,they also like dick cheese/shmegma they like chocolate chip cookie's but not oatmeal cookie's they also like peanut butter cookie's
Hey did your hear that Patrick sacraficed a banana to a mumbkey but it had the brown part?
Yeah to bad we wonta be able to see him rip.
hey lets go steal his dildo collection!
mumbkey by ape_small November 22, 2020
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Mumkey Jones 

An edgey YouTuberwho gained prominence due to his satirical anime reviews and School Shooter content. He wrote a book called the triflers and is currently writing a book with sheepover called diary of a supreme gentleman a version of Elliot Rodger's Manifesto in the style of diary of a wimpy kid he is also currently trying to get in the upcoming film in the cool cat saves the kids series entitled cool cat stops a school shooting he has gotten into some drama due to his edgey content and his fans. He was kicked out of the procrastinaters podcast due to a bunch of his fans playing very mild pranks on endless Jess who couldn't handle it and gave the PCP an ultimatum keep either him or mumkey. Digi to aka digibronymlp is the leader of the PCP and made a video shitting on mumkey. in turn, a bunch of mumkey's fans showed just how much digibro contradicted himself and how much of an hypocrite he is. Mumkey is a character who has the traits of being edger than the sharpest sword, extremely depressed constantly wants to kill himself and is an alcoholic. Other characters on his YouTube channel are jumkey mones, mumkey's long lost twin cousin, and assburger
Elliot:"Mumkey Jones released a new edgey video today"

Alexa:"really? I thought he killed himself already"
Mumkey Jones by H1ROYUKI May 23, 2018

Mumkey jones 

Shitty youtuber taken off youtube for pedophilia commonly known as James choi's boyfriend
Mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile who rapes kids (sung to the tune of row your boat)
Mumkey jones by James ju won choi November 1, 2019

mumbleypeg 

A game requiring sharp senses and a very steady hand. Played by placing one hand flat on a surface such as a table with the fingers splayed widely, and then using the free hand to jab a knife in the empty spaces between the fingers on the table as quickly as possible.
Different patterns are acceptable, though most commonly done from one side of the hand to the other and back again.
Often played under circumstances of extreme drunkeness, boredom, or both.
"My mama she told me when I was a boy playin' Mumbleypeg,
'Don't drink no black cow's milk and don't you eat no black hen's eggs.'"
-Blind Willie McTell,
"Lord Send Me An Angel"
mumbleypeg by Kevin88 November 10, 2008

mumbley jumbley 

(mumble-ii jumble-ii)
the words you use instead of incantations and long tedious words/sentences, etc.
Galstad used mumbley jumbley of your mom.
mumbley jumbley by Near Lawliet December 18, 2008

Mumkey Jones 

A youtuber known for shitposting and being so edgy especially in this current year politically correct climate. The main joke of his internet presence is that he is never funny, entertaining, or interesting but thousands of people still follow him. Mumkey only uses the same 5 jokes, The Woah Im' Being So Edgy Right Now Joke, The I'm Depressed Joke, The Suicide Joke, The This Joke That Mumkey Isn't Being Funny.

My Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GDB060PU8&index=1&list=PLLRvgGuJX1Wi3yN5uDelW7I_wsJJwIG4F
"I'm depressed" - Mumkey Jones
Mumkey Jones by Mumkey Jones January 1, 2018

mumbleypeg 

A game requiring sharp senses and a very steady hand. Played by placing one hand flat on a surface such as a table with the fingers splayed widely, and then using the free hand to jab a knife in the empty spaces between the fingers on the table as quickly as possible.
Different patterns are acceptable, though most commonly done from one side of the hand to the other and back again.
Often played under circumstances of extreme drunkeness, boredom, or both.
"My mama she told me when I was a boy playin' Mumbleypeg,
'Don't drink no black cow's milk and don't you eat no black hen's eggs.'"
-Blind Willie McTell,
"Lord Send Me An Angel"
mumbleypeg by Kevin88 November 10, 2008
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