Definitions by ape_small

Pork Tactics 

Term coined by Ryotaro (second name unknown) on the Abroad in Japan channel on the video "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" used to define a certain way of approaching a plate of pork cutlets the main part of the tactic is leaving the fattiest end of the pork cutlet last

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about pork tactics?"
Friend 2:"No what is it?"
Friend 1:"Its a way of eating pork cutlets"
Friend 2: "Very cool everyvody should do that"

Pork Tactics by ape_small March 1, 2021

mumbkey 

Mumbkey is a monkey wich isnt a monke,mumbkey's are superior being's perfect in every way,they like banana's but only if they dont have the brown icky sticky part,and if you do give it one with the brown part you will be tortured for 100,000,000,000 centuries,they also like dick cheese/shmegma they like chocolate chip cookie's but not oatmeal cookie's they also like peanut butter cookie's

Hey did your hear that Patrick sacraficed a banana to a mumbkey but it had the brown part?
Yeah to bad we wonta be able to see him rip.
hey lets go steal his dildo collection!

mumbkey by ape_small November 22, 2020