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multithread

a) V. to multiply one's thread of gnarl by a factor of X; b) ADJ. of, or pertaining to, the state of parallel processing: what was once singlethreaded has been optimized.
a) ER271: It's a fivelayercake, you're forgetting about Tux. ER271 will multithread EAI calls; b) her booty and email are multithreaded. How? I don't know, but look at it. Ugh.
multithread by Fred Jenkins May 5, 2005
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multitired

After multitasking you'll be multitired
The boss gave me an overload of work I'm multitired
multitired by petronosizwe March 5, 2010

multithrash 

When you are working on so many things at the same time, you really end up getting nothing done.
I was working on slides, spreadsheets, scheduling meetings, and performance reviews and due to just multithrashing around, ended up getting nothing done.
multithrash by GDigits February 14, 2022

Multithreaded 

Ability to carry on multiple conversations at once.
Mich is a multithreaded person, Kevin. You simply can't keep up with her. Jackass.
Multithreaded by Soniclogger December 27, 2013

Millithread

An online discussion containing one thousand or more messages (by analogy to "millipede"). A different version of centithread.
Wow that forum about sex is a millithread!
Millithread by UncleDonut December 13, 2012
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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