mulletation 

The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.

His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.

mulletation by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

muppetational

That which pertains to muppets, and is fantastic.

Fraggle Rock is muppetational!

muppetational by fragglerocker08 May 1, 2010

mulletstation 

Child abuse in the form of having been made to wear a mullet. Lesser form of molestation, but almost equally egregious, having been perpetrated by a knowing adult on a minor.

"Your honor, I can only say that I took out those people because, as a child, I was a victim of mulletstation. Oh, and I was a crack baby."

mulletstation by Susie S. October 5, 2006

mullettron 

a mullettron is the ultimate warrior monster madeout of metal it a in style haircut that can kill a baby.mullettron can be seen in the wild this is on tuff cookie it will rip your asshole open and eat your insides it listens to the best of music eeka-mouse(also good with hot karls and hot charlies)

look mullettron is having sex with that tiger!

mullettron by mike March 8, 2004

mullettron 

The biggest, champion of all mullets your eyes have ever seen!

I have seen the mullettron, halleluiah!

mullettron by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

Mulgitation 

\mul-ji-tā-shen\ n. - the act of being dragged along the seabed by a wave after having wiped out while swimming in the surf, usually to the detriment of one's skin.

v. to mulgitate, adj. mulgitative, adv. mulgitatively, descriptive n. mulgitator

"The beach was very shelly, particularly at the breakers, making mulgitation much more of a dangerous prospect ."

"In the spinning vortex of tide and undertow, I contemplated where all my skin would go after the coming mulgitation."

"Don't take that wave, bro, that's a Mulgitator!"

Mulgitation by MallardGryphon June 29, 2022

mullettron 

a robotic haircut which can be found on most Americans.

"look out for Lance (the American) he is coming at you with a pitchfork and anthrax"

mullettron by qwerty June 1, 2004