Mullens
Mullens by ritnecrowin October 18, 2011
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Mullens
1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
Mullens by poppin' mine November 24, 2009
A Mullens wager
A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.
When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"
It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf
When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"
It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf
Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"
Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."
Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"
Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"
All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!
Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."
Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"
Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"
All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!
A Mullens wager by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011
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Mullening
1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.
Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”
“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”
“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”
“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”
“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”
Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021