Mullens

When something is awful.

"No Jerry, we shouldn't eat at that place. It's so mullens!"

Mullens by ritnecrowin October 18, 2011

Mullens

When you don't like to wipe your ass to the point where it gets so nasty, you get a big (the record is 2.5 feet..ish) ass skid mark, "poo streak", on someones bed or in the witnessed event, a mattress cover!

dood, do you like skid marks? wipe your ass or you're going to get a big Mullens on your bed!!!

Mullens by BEEF!!! May 20, 2008

Mullens

1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.

2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."

3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.

1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.

2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)

3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"

Mullens by poppin' mine November 24, 2009

Mullens, WV 

A small town located in Southern WV in the heart of hillbilly country. Often referred as the shittiest town ever.

Wow, this town is almost as old and ran down as Mullens, WV.

Mullens, WV by B1G M33CH January 10, 2011

A Mullens wager 

A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.

When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"

It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf

Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"

Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."

Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"

Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"

All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!

A Mullens wager by Dozy Shite May 17, 2011

luke mullen 

actor for tj kippen on the show andi mack
known for being loved by lesbians
smol bean who loves marvel and is a total film geek

luke mullen dances while making pancakes and listens to old music, could he be more perfect?

luke mullen by bambikippen March 3, 2019

Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021