muilenburg 

an old gay man who has no hope for a social life.

look at that poor old muilenburg!

muilenburg by dfghjkn December 12, 2007

Tim Muilenburg 

1.The King of AWESOME. So awesome, his friend's mothers want to give hime oral, or have already given him oral. Though their mouth is plenty full, they just cannot seem to get enough.
2. The Pillager of Holes.
3. The hater of fuglies.

"I wish I were Tim Muilenburg!"

Tim Muilenburg by Daddy of A. Noose December 18, 2011

muhlenberger 

When a younger guy gets 2 older girls back in his room, in walz or prosser (where upperclassman girls are always embarrassed to be). He then proceeds to hookup with both of them at the same time. Terms like "extra mayo" are thrown around towards the end of this "5 course meal." Then the guy wakes up in the morning sandwiched between these two chicks in his tiny twin sized bed.

"Hey man, thanks for not coming back to school until today, I muhlenbergered the hell out of these two upperclass chicks last night, there might be mayo on your bed."
"Oh, well at least you didn't starve last night."

muhlenberger by ithappendtome January 31, 2010

Muhlenberg School District 

A school where girls get body shamed and boys are fuck boys, There is no respect in that school whatsoever, Oh and also white girls act black. Everyone who goes there swears there in a gang

“Did you hear about the fight after school at Muhlenberg School District”

Muhlenberg School District by TexasCats August 20, 2019

Muhlenberg 

Liberal arts college in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Known for its pleasant mix of (1) hip young intellectualls, (2) beer-swilling frat swine, (3) nice girls who just want to get married at age 22, and (4) easy, wild sluts.

Founded in 1848. Women admitted in 1957. Very strong history department.

My law school roommate went to Muhlenberg for college; he spent a lot of time there either studying or boning hot chicks

Muhlenberg by KentonBrown_99 May 18, 2006

Muhlenberg College 

A small, prestigious liberal arts college located in Allentown, PA. Founded in 1848, it has been ranked consistently as a first tier school, most recently the #71 college in the US according the US Weekly, and #49 best value college according to Kiplinger. It is in the Centennial Conference, along with other prestigious schools such as Swarthmore, Dickinson, and Johns Hopkins. The college is in the same tier as local schools Lehigh University and Lafayette, and much higher than Moravian College. Total costs of attending sum up to $46,000.

Muhlenberg College has an excellent rate of acceptance for students attending medical and other graduate schools.

Muhlenberg College by topschools11 November 23, 2009

Muhlenberg 

School full of Jews, Gays, and High School Loser Frats...

Also known as Muhlentits or Awkwardberg because academic row can be very awkward on Monday mornings since the school has about 6 people in it.

The Freshman girls are sluts and Senior guys give them 2 shots and force them to spend the night in their satin sheet beds.

"Yo I'm in Sig Ep at Muhlenberg"

"Wow you must have a 2 inch dick..."

Muhlenberg by Quarter Pounder With Cheeeeese August 21, 2008