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muilenburg 

an old gay man who has no hope for a social life.
look at that poor old muilenburg!
muilenburg by dfghjkn December 12, 2007
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Tim Muilenburg 

1.The King of AWESOME. So awesome, his friend's mothers want to give hime oral, or have already given him oral. Though their mouth is plenty full, they just cannot seem to get enough.
2. The Pillager of Holes.
3. The hater of fuglies.
"I wish I were Tim Muilenburg!"
Tim Muilenburg by Daddy of A. Noose December 18, 2011

muhlenberger 

When a younger guy gets 2 older girls back in his room, in walz or prosser (where upperclassman girls are always embarrassed to be). He then proceeds to hookup with both of them at the same time. Terms like "extra mayo" are thrown around towards the end of this "5 course meal." Then the guy wakes up in the morning sandwiched between these two chicks in his tiny twin sized bed.
"Hey man, thanks for not coming back to school until today, I muhlenbergered the hell out of these two upperclass chicks last night, there might be mayo on your bed."
"Oh, well at least you didn't starve last night."
muhlenberger by ithappendtome January 31, 2010

Muhlenberg School District 

A school where girls get body shamed and boys are fuck boys, There is no respect in that school whatsoever, Oh and also white girls act black. Everyone who goes there swears there in a gang
“Did you hear about the fight after school at Muhlenberg School District”

Muhlenberg 

Liberal arts college in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Known for its pleasant mix of (1) hip young intellectualls, (2) beer-swilling frat swine, (3) nice girls who just want to get married at age 22, and (4) easy, wild sluts.

Founded in 1848. Women admitted in 1957. Very strong history department.
My law school roommate went to Muhlenberg for college; he spent a lot of time there either studying or boning hot chicks
Muhlenberg by KentonBrown_99 May 18, 2006

Muhlenberg College 

A small, prestigious liberal arts college located in Allentown, PA. Founded in 1848, it has been ranked consistently as a first tier school, most recently the #71 college in the US according the US Weekly, and #49 best value college according to Kiplinger. It is in the Centennial Conference, along with other prestigious schools such as Swarthmore, Dickinson, and Johns Hopkins. The college is in the same tier as local schools Lehigh University and Lafayette, and much higher than Moravian College. Total costs of attending sum up to $46,000.
Muhlenberg College has an excellent rate of acceptance for students attending medical and other graduate schools.
Muhlenberg College by topschools11 November 23, 2009

Muhlenberg 

School full of Jews, Gays, and High School Loser Frats...

Also known as Muhlentits or Awkwardberg because academic row can be very awkward on Monday mornings since the school has about 6 people in it.

The Freshman girls are sluts and Senior guys give them 2 shots and force them to spend the night in their satin sheet beds.
"Yo I'm in Sig Ep at Muhlenberg"

"Wow you must have a 2 inch dick..."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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