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muffshart 

An echoing follow through that can destroy anything in its path that is a mix between a loud air raid siren and a colossal turd, often occurs after a stanky muffpuff
"Ye bruvv that Leah Ruth did a muffshart yesterday and it cut half of brums powa off - don spirridge
muffshart by Deranged young man September 5, 2017
The muffshot is similar in many ways of the 'mugshot' instead is's when a female sends a picture of her minge to someone on snapchat. It's widely popular in the western society to send mugshots as a showing of affection for the receiver.
Casper: Damn I just got a snapchat from the biology teacher
Dave: What could it be?
Casper: Oh never mind, it's just a muffshot
Dave: eww
muffshot by Miraccoli November 29, 2016

muffsaraggin 

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).
Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
muffsaraggin by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009

muffshadow 

When a girl fails to shave her muff before engaging in sex. Typically occurs on Saturday nights when the girl had shaved the night before. The guy can expect whisker burn around lips and lower abdomen.
Dude that girl I took home had the worst muffshadow.
muffshadow by Menagainsthairymuff October 2, 2013

muffshitter

A person who derives pleasure from defecating onto (or possibly into) a woman's private parts.
I wouldn't go home with him dear, word is he's a muffshitter.
muffshitter by timtyler August 18, 2006

Mufftart 

A girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. May wear leggings as pants!! She struts her stuff in shitty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the shitty suberbs standards. An underachiever who's ego is too big. Mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay at home. Also fits the discription of an ugly whore, slut, the "wrong" girl for the guy, and may carry STD (s).
Classy girl One: "Ew, see that Blonde white girl in that cheap store? With black dyed hair underneath?! And she's wearing leggings as pants!! Mufftart alert!!"

Classy Girl Two: "Alerted! EW Mufftart! Omg yes, that's disgusting, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Where does she get off lowering the low? Disgrace"
Classy Girl Three: "Oh that guy she's with is WAY too good for her, poor daft boy stuck with the mufftart."
Mufftart by Thewhitegirlherself July 28, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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