Muffshart

An echoing follow through that ruptures everything within a mile radius and sounds like a mixture between an air raid siren and a humungous turd

Leah Ruth let out a muffshart yesterday and it cut off most off brums powa- don spirridge

by Deranged young man September 5, 2017

muffshart

An echoing follow through that can destroy anything in its path that is a mix between a loud air raid siren and a colossal turd, often occurs after a stanky muffpuff

"Ye bruvv that Leah Ruth did a muffshart yesterday and it cut half of brums powa off - don spirridge

by Deranged young man September 5, 2017

muffshot

The muffshot is similar in many ways of the 'mugshot' instead is's when a female sends a picture of her minge to someone on snapchat. It's widely popular in the western society to send mugshots as a showing of affection for the receiver.

Casper: Damn I just got a snapchat from the biology teacher
Dave: What could it be?
Casper: Oh never mind, it's just a muffshot
Dave: eww

by Miraccoli November 29, 2016

muffsaraggin

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).

Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!

by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009

muffshadow

When a girl fails to shave her muff before engaging in sex. Typically occurs on Saturday nights when the girl had shaved the night before. The guy can expect whisker burn around lips and lower abdomen.

Dude that girl I took home had the worst muffshadow.

by Menagainsthairymuff October 2, 2013

muffshitter

A person who derives pleasure from defecating onto (or possibly into) a woman's private parts.

I wouldn't go home with him dear, word is he's a muffshitter.

by timtyler August 18, 2006

Mufftart

A girl (usually white) who dresses like a homeless man. May wear leggings as pants!! She struts her stuff in shitty suberb mall areas and still manages to lower the shitty suberbs standards. An underachiever who's ego is too big. Mostly an outsider or out of town-er trying to fit in but really should stay at home. Also fits the discription of an ugly whore, slut, the "wrong" girl for the guy, and may carry STD (s).

Classy girl One: "Ew, see that Blonde white girl in that cheap store? With black dyed hair underneath?! And she's wearing leggings as pants!! Mufftart alert!!"

Classy Girl Two: "Alerted! EW Mufftart! Omg yes, that's disgusting, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Where does she get off lowering the low? Disgrace"
Classy Girl Three: "Oh that guy she's with is WAY too good for her, poor daft boy stuck with the mufftart."

by Thewhitegirlherself July 28, 2012