Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.

Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!

muffortunities by Coinage August 21, 2006

Related Words

muffout • muffnut • muffmouth • MUFFGUTTER • muffortunities • get your muff out • Miff Out • muff butter • I’m off out • muff butt

Muffnut

A mystical baked good, combining A Muffin and a Doughnut. By piping raspberry jam into the centre of a muffin.

"I have eaten so many Muffnuts i think i'm going to puke. Mark my words one day i will find a way to fuck this delicious animal of tasty & give birth to its delicious jam filled offspring."

Muffnut by Sustanaelle December 14, 2013

MuffNut

A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!

That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!

MuffNut by RockitMan July 27, 2019

get your muff out

a term used towards females to get the bits out

" yeah mate,Get your muff out"

get your muff out by memes4567 October 5, 2017

Muffnut

The achievement of a female orgasm

Person A : I was with sveti mama last night and we got it on!
Person B: did you make her muffnut?!

Muffnut by Muffnutt April 24, 2015

Muffnuts

n. A delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a muffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a muffin.

"Dude, keep your filthy hands off my muffnuts"

Muffnuts by Leo The Baker August 20, 2013

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026