muffout 

The outside of a muffin often crunchy and more firm then inside.

"Why did you only eat muffout of the muffin

muffout by Jackson.is.epic December 29, 2024

muffortunities 

Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.

Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!

muffortunities by Coinage August 21, 2006

Muffnut 

A mystical baked good, combining A Muffin and a Doughnut. By piping raspberry jam into the centre of a muffin.

"I have eaten so many Muffnuts i think i'm going to puke. Mark my words one day i will find a way to fuck this delicious animal of tasty & give birth to its delicious jam filled offspring."

Muffnut by Sustanaelle December 14, 2013

MuffNut 

A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!

That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!

MuffNut by RockitMan July 27, 2019

get your muff out 

a term used towards females to get the bits out

" yeah mate,Get your muff out"

get your muff out by memes4567 October 5, 2017

Muffnut 

The achievement of a female orgasm

Person A : I was with sveti mama last night and we got it on!
Person B: did you make her muffnut?!

Muffnut by Muffnutt April 24, 2015

Muffnuts 

n. A delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a muffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a muffin.

"Dude, keep your filthy hands off my muffnuts"

Muffnuts by Leo The Baker August 20, 2013