Tongue Box

Another word for “Mouth”

You better stop talking shit before I punch you in the tongue box!

by RockitMan July 28, 2019

MuffNut

A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!

That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!

by RockitMan July 27, 2019

Humanimal

Someone who:
Smokes like a dragon
Drinks like a fish
Works like a dog
Is Flat out like a lizard drinking
Is like a deer caught in headlights
Is Stunned like a Mullet
Is Doing the Lions share of work
Is Dealing with issues that gets your goat
Is On a wild goose chase

Is Watching Covid like a Hawk
But overall is still the Cats Meow

Baby you’re a humanimal!

by RockitMan March 26, 2020

Wiifm

Pronounced “whiff-em” short for “what’s in it for me”

- Dude, I need you to do me a favour?
- Sure but wiifm?

by RockitMan July 27, 2019

Nit knot

Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!

I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!

by RockitMan July 27, 2019

blank spark

A person who when faced with a stressful situation or under direct questioning fails to either take appropriate action or to make an appropriate response.

Erica: I asked him for a date.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.

by rockitman December 15, 2010