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A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!
That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!
by RockitMan July 27, 2019

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Pronounced “whiff-em” short for “what’s in it for me”
- Dude, I need you to do me a favour?
- Sure but wiifm?
by RockitMan July 27, 2019

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Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!
I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!
by RockitMan July 26, 2019

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Another word for “Mouth”
You better stop talking shit before I punch you in the tongue box!
by RockitMan July 28, 2019

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Someone who:
Smokes like a dragon
Drinks like a fish
Works like a dog
Is Flat out like a lizard drinking
Is like a deer caught in headlights
Is Stunned like a Mullet
Is Doing the Lions share of work
Is Dealing with issues that gets your goat
Is On a wild goose chase

Is Watching Covid like a Hawk
But overall is still the Cats Meow
Baby you’re a humanimal!
by RockitMan March 26, 2020

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