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A mystical baked good, combining A Muffin and a Doughnut. By piping raspberry jam into the centre of a muffin.
"I have eaten so many Muffnuts i think i'm going to puke. Mark my words one day i will find a way to fuck this delicious animal of tasty & give birth to its delicious jam filled offspring."
Muffnut by Sustanaelle December 14, 2013
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A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!
That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!
MuffNut by RockitMan July 27, 2019
The achievement of a female orgasm
Person A : I was with sveti mama last night and we got it on!
Person B: did you make her muffnut?!
Muffnut by Muffnutt April 24, 2015
An unfortunate combination of slang terms for vagina and testicles. Trademarked in Canada by a cafe owner to denote a jelly filled muffin.
Meet me at the cafe for coffee and muffnuts?
No way, that sounds disgusting!
muffnut by RedWaiter July 5, 2007
A cornucopia of muffin related items in combination with a doughnut. I.E. a Blueberry Muffnut!
or
One who enjoys the experience of muff diving, to the extreme as to where they could be considered a "nut"
or
One who enjoys the experience of frolicking in womans vagina head first!

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Do you know the muffnut man?
muffnut by KGRG May 4, 2007

muffnuggle 

Tim: I just motorboat my girlfriends vagina. - James: Dude your a muffnuggler.
muffnuggle by Ficklespark October 26, 2011

Muffnuts 

n. A delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a muffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a muffin.
"Dude, keep your filthy hands off my muffnuts"
Muffnuts by Leo The Baker August 20, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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