the term muffhound and or muffhounding is when a person is very attracted to and or "thirsting" over another being or celeb.

The word is derived from the idea of a loud or "hounding" pumpum

"omg did u see that hot guy, he got me muffhounding! "
"consider me muff-hounded!"

muffhounding by cookiemolookie March 24, 2022

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muffmonster

someone who is very hairy on their face and looks like a muff!And is also just genrally ugly.

get away from me u muffmonster

omg get a shave

muffmonster by tom w, harry s n the Gstrings July 1, 2008

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Muffmind

When a nigga' should be stayin' on his grind but instead is tricking off his time, effort and paper for the pursuit of pussy. In other words; he's out his Mufffuckin' mind. Some might call it "chasing tail" others may call it "chasing head" but it all comes down to trying to fuck any number of bitches so much it is taking away from a well balanced life. Studios can get lost, rides can get repo'd, time can be spent in jail as a result - Bring awareness to those suffering from Muffmind by actively pointing it out, it is very difficult to self-identify Muffmind while under its hold. With time and effort comes wisdom, we can all learn to detect the early warning signs and better manage the condition.

Jamal has been suffering from a bad bout of Muffmind, he's going on three months not paying his monthly fiddy' for child support - He's gonna end up in county again whenever they catch up to him ... My girl, Clarice, the one that works at the outlet mall... She says he's been in there and spent more than 3 racks on purses for two different bitches and according to his punch card he's prolly spent more like five...

Muffmind by Unauthorized Snacks February 4, 2024

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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