the term muffhound and or muffhounding is when a person is very attracted to and or "thirsting" over another being or celeb.

The word is derived from the idea of a loud or "hounding" pumpum

"omg did u see that hot guy, he got me muffhounding! "
"consider me muff-hounded!"

muffhounding by cookiemolookie March 24, 2022

muffmonster

someone who is very hairy on their face and looks like a muff!And is also just genrally ugly.

get away from me u muffmonster

omg get a shave

muffmonster by tom w, harry s n the Gstrings July 1, 2008

Muffmind

When a nigga' should be stayin' on his grind but instead is tricking off his time, effort and paper for the pursuit of pussy. In other words; he's out his Mufffuckin' mind. Some might call it "chasing tail" others may call it "chasing head" but it all comes down to trying to fuck any number of bitches so much it is taking away from a well balanced life. Studios can get lost, rides can get repo'd, time can be spent in jail as a result - Bring awareness to those suffering from Muffmind by actively pointing it out, it is very difficult to self-identify Muffmind while under its hold. With time and effort comes wisdom, we can all learn to detect the early warning signs and better manage the condition.

Jamal has been suffering from a bad bout of Muffmind, he's going on three months not paying his monthly fiddy' for child support - He's gonna end up in county again whenever they catch up to him ... My girl, Clarice, the one that works at the outlet mall... She says he's been in there and spent more than 3 racks on purses for two different bitches and according to his punch card he's prolly spent more like five...

Muffmind by Unauthorized Snacks February 4, 2024

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026